Based on the multi-award winning webseries, two real life best friends discuss beer and being broke LIVE every Wednesday from 6-8PM only on the Toad Hop Network!
Call the show: 888-520-4374
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The Squatcast
c/o The Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater
1000 Universal Studios Blvd #222
Universal City, CA 91608
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February 15th, 2012
The boys cure the Valentines blues by bro-ing down with AskMen’s Top 10 Most Desirable Women, Bacon-Maple Beer and the return of Nik Richie’s Come On Down with Scooby Sunday.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@UnstableBitch: No girl will ever be satisfied on valentines day bc no man will ever have a penis that tastes like chocolate & ejaculates money.
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• Check out Crittick
• Tweet us Macaulay Culkin’s DJ name for a prize!
• Latest NBL scores and stats!
Guests
Micro-BrewHaHa
ROGUE: Voodoo Bacon Maple Ale
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February 8th, 2012
Erik helps Brendan look for new roommate while Kevin from Karl Strauss helps the boys tap into the brewery across the street from the studio!
Stuff From Today’s Show
• Get your Karl Strauss glass!
• Download “Living With Jesus” ring tone
• Latest NBL scores and stats!
Guests
Micro-BrewHaHa
Karl Strauss
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February 1st, 2012
Erik and special guest Texas Battle teach Brendan about swagger, one-on-one basketball and the Longhorns. The guys break in the brand new studio and phone system, but all the callers want to hear is the Blues Clues theme song. It’s a brand new Squatcast on the Toad Hop Network!
Stuff From Today’s Show
• See a picture of Texas Battle’s car!
• Watch Brendan & Texas in Death Valley
• Order Death Valley on DVD!
Guests
Texas Battle
From The Bold & The Beautiful and MTV’s Death Valley, hook your horns for Texas Battle!
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Micro-BrewHaHa
Bear Republic
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January 25, 2012
Temperatures are rising as Brendan breaks a fever, Erik offers the hottest gift on fiverr.com, Sexy Galifianakis, our guest Alexis Boozer heats up the show and the largest controversy in #FantasyBromance history puts the entire league in jeopardy! It’s the last Squatcast in Frank’s back yard…See you next week at Universal!
Stuff From Today’s Show
• Check out Fiverr.com
• Hire Erik to photoshop your head on Brendan’s body!
• Brendan will buy you a beer!
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Guests
Alexis Boozer
Alexis talks about her nomination for IAWTV’s Best Actress in Leap Year and the Member’s Only section of her website!
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Stood Up By Stand Ups
We found Derik Boik on Fiverr.com and apparently a fiver only gets you a phoner!
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After much controversy and upset, we are putting the decision in your hands. Multiple players tweeted the same articles several times, unfairly racking up hundreds of points for their Fantasy Bromance in a matter of days. Please vote above to help decide how the League should handle this issue.
Policy Change: Wes Horton has objectively suggested that the majority of confusion came from using USAtoday.com. Moving forward, the League will only consider articles from The Los Angeles Times.
After today’s show, we have identified an outside individual on Fiverr.com to tally up the votes each week so The Squatcast Hosts will no longer be responsible for the scoring, rules or penalties of the National Bromance League. We hope that all players will continue to keep the fun and honest spirit of this silly game throughout the remainder of the season. We encourage all players, including those under review, to carefully continue submitting your articles and points while we await the result of the vote on next week’s show. Thank you for your patience, support and understanding.
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January 18, 2012
Brendan Bradley & Erik Scott Smith bring you all the updates from Kevin Pollack’s outburst at the IAWTV Awards to #FantasyBromance, baby rap, Rogue Ales and Rorschach tests! Tune in every Wed from 6-8 to see what none of the fuss is about.
Stuff From Today’s Show
• Watch at 2hr 6min mark of IAWTV Awards with Kevin Pollack
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Micro-BrewHaHa
Rogue Ales
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January 11, 2012
Just when Brendan and Erik’s friendship is threatened by engagement rings and Nik Richie, the boys invent a brand new national phenomenon: #FantasyBromance…Listen to the Squatcast Live every Wed from 6-8!
Stuff From Today’s Show
* Check out Brendan’s crittick!
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Micro-BrewHaHa
Listener Wes hooks us up with Big Sky Brew.
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January 4, 2012
Brendan and Erik delve into 2012 by reenacting New Years Traditions from around the world, ungrateful Christmas tweets, drinking Fullsteam Brewery’s First Frost & the best game of Toad Hop Family Feud to date! End of the show gives a scavenger hunt to win free beer…just another reason to listen to the Squatcast Live every Wed from 6-8!
Stuff From Today’s Show
@fart: RT: @SeanMcmaster1: My parents are the worst mother Fucking parents in the world fuck you mom and dad for not getting me a Iphone. FUCK YOU. FML.
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Micro-BrewHaHa
Sean Wilson from Durham’s Fullsteam calls in to introduce us to his First Frost.
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December 7, 2011
The boys have cold feet about their first ever live stage show so they seek advice from some of the best young live entertainers in Los Angeles! Now it’s the audience who should be worried…
Stuff From Today’s Show
Buy Tickets to our first live show this Saturday, December 10th!
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Micro-BrewHaHa
DogFish Head Brewery
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Guests
Diana from The AquaLillies
Hold your breath! One of the synchronized swimmers from the Aqualillies teaches us how to be “lady-like.”
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”Gnarly Simon” from The LA Derby Dolls
This segment packs a punch as Gnarly Simon from The LA Derby Dolls demonstrates body checks on Erik!
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Justine Moreno
Listen to Justine every Friday on Let’s Eat Cake here on the Toad Hop Network!
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Professor Sir Reginald Bo-Hey No
A Masterclass with the esteemed Professor Sir Reginald guides the the boys through warm up exercises…but are they for acting or another activity?
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November 30, 2011
The septic system at Toad Hop has exploded and the Squatcast has gone down the crapper! Erik and Brendan give the worst POOcast yet with Tweet of the Week, Micro-Poo-HaHa, RibbitOff, $h!t List and introducing the brand new Storytime with Mr. D!
Stuff From Today’s Show
@hacklabTOilet:
does anyone know a good plumber? (from a real toilet that tweets!)
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• $20 Tickets to Squatcast Live STAGE Show DEC 10!
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Micro-BrewHaHa
Leinenkugel Wheat
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November 23, 2011
For Thanksgiving, the boys look back over the “highlights” from the past 3 months…
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November 16, 2011
The first ever LIVE ManGiving Special brought to you by MadKettler.com on the Toad Hop Network! You guys gotta grab a six-pack and call in with your stories and win one-of-a-kind prizes! Wednesday from 6-8PM on The Toad Hop Network.
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Stuff From Today’s Show
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• Tickets to Dec 10th MadKettler Live Event!
• Download the Official ManGiving Theme Song!
Micro-BrewHaHa
Lost Coast: Great White & Downtown Brown
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Micro-FOOD-HaHa
Brian and Theresa of The Mad Kettler stop by to present a ManGiving Feast of hot wings, fixings, funnel cake…and Brendan & Erik’s first ever deep fried turkey!
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November 2, 2011
Erik needs sunglasses because Brendan is such a big star after his weekend on multiple TV shows. The guys try Shiner Beers and discuss Men on Men. Wait…I mean…uhhhh….it’s all on this week’s Squatcast. LIVE every Wednesday from 6-8PM on The Toad Hop Network.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@odsRanders: @squatcast if a man who cannot count finds a four leaf clover, is he lucky?
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• Watch Brendan Bradley on MTV’s Death Valley – FULL EPISODE
• Watch a sample of Brendan on Disney Channel’s Wizards of Waverly Place
Micro-BrewHaHa
Shiner Beers
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November 2, 2011
Brendan & Erik ruin four major international holidays in their protest to not celebrate Halloween on the show. It’s the squatcast…what did you expect?
Stuff From Today’s Show
@shariv67: My favorite drinking game is that one where you drink every time you have access to booze.
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• Free tickets to Brendan’s Premiere TOMORROW night!
• Play “Flag or Fake”
• International Stout Day
Micro-BrewHaHa
Deschutes Brewery
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October 26, 2011
The boys are back with their gamiest show yet! Huff & Stapes and 2 Guys and a Mic play TOAD HOP FAMILY FEUD while Scooby from Nic Richie Radio joins them for the first ever COME ON DOWN. Twitter and the phones are blowing up with the return of F My Life and MicroBrewHaHa and many wonder if Erik and Brendan go too far with their antics this time! It’s all just another SQUATCAST on the Toad Hop Network.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@Smethanie: I’m hesitant to use the word “genius,” but I just answered the last five questions on Sesame Street correctly.
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• Free tickets to Brendan’s Premiere TOMORROW night!
• Video Game Reunion Panel Nov 6th!
• Why is Brendan singing?
Micro-BrewHaHa
Langunitas Brewing Company
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Guests
Scooby S
We’re joined by Scooby from Nik Richie Radio who
comes clean about life since The Dirty.
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October 19, 2011
Brendan & Erik whip up beer floats and a new segment Ribbit Off where they take revenge on Frank Kramer of The Heidi & Frank Show. Erik plays You Don’t Know Dick and spends the show trying to get a lone penis off his head. All this craziness and more on this week’s Squatcast. Music heard on tonight’s show – Fitz and the Tantrums, Cee Lo Green, Ryan Shaw and a special appearance by the band The Spell
Stuff From Today’s Show
@JessicaFancy: A woman’s heart is just as dumb as a guy’s dick.
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• Get the facts on Women’s heart health
• Beer Float is their specialty
Micro-BrewHaHa
Kona Brewing Company
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Guests
The Spell
Listen to THE SPELL’s “Heartless”
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October 12, 2011
Brendan and Erik are joined by Rupert, a real, live PUPPET who brings out the best in the Toad Hop Network…and Bert and Ernie. Tweet of the Week, Micro-BrewHaHa and the Squatcast wins the first ever brand new segment Toad Hop Family Feud!
Stuff From Today’s Show
@YeahImAshley: The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely.
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• What the heck is Occupy Wall Street?
• Brendan & Erik compete on Facebook!
• Drink: Flying Dog Brew
Guests
Rupert the Puppet
BREAKING NEWS: Rupert the Puppet is the first puppet EVER to go on record about Bert & Ernie’s relationship. Watch Rupert Reviews online: www.conquestsshow.com
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October 5, 2011
Brendan & Erik are back LIVE for the first time in over a month and there is confetti and a fanfare to celebrate…seriously. Callers help determine what songs a pedophile would listen to, what other LA live events they’d rather be at and the difference between the sounds of sex and torture in a brand new segment Good Touch, Bad Touch. Tweet Of The Week, F My Life and Micro BrewHaHa.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@jmabell: How long do you have to be ignorant before you start experiencing bliss?
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• CBS’s 2 Broke Girls
• Two-faced cat!
• Drink: Marin Brewing Company
Guests
Matt Moy
Matt played “Hung” in Squatters and now plays “Han” on 2 Broke Girls Monday nights on CBS!
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September 28, 2011
That’s a wrap on Erik’s film! On the very last pre-recorded show, the boys assess the damage of parking tickets, abstinence, horoscopes, angry animals and lesbians on airplanes. With Top 40 music, a fistful of Mad Kettler corn and a cold Victory brew our hosts might come one step closer to feeling like a real radio show. Tweet of the Week, Unrelated News, Micro-BrewHaHA and Insulting Horoscopes.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@HotEats: Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you’re in an argument, you’ll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.
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• Give parking tickets!
• Taste: Mad Kettler Corn
Micro-BrewHaHa
Victory Brewing Company
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September 21, 2011
Welcome aborad! Brendan & Erik explore unchartered waters in the first ever theme show on the Toad Hop Network celebrating International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrrrrrrmed with hooks, patches and fresh grog Captain Bradley-beard, First Matie Smeez & Gay Pirate plunder buried treasure, strange beats and salty wenches. Special prisoners include the creators of the hit animated webseries Supa Pirate Booty Hunt and breakout comedian Prashanth Venkataramanujam!
Stuff From Today’s Show
@Riri_Knowles: #Worstpickupline I’m searching for buried treasure, so can i look at your chest?
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• About International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
• Pirate Exhibit at Petaluma Historical Museum
Micro-BrewHaHa
Piraat Ale
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Guests
Supa Pirate Booty Hunt
The creators of the hit animated webseries Steve and Dahveed.
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Prashanth Venkataramanujam
Check out more of Prashanth at www.prashanthvenkat.com
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September 14, 2011
The boys spill the beans about sperm donors and Brendan spills beer all over the Toad Hop studio. Special Co-Star Tony Janning almost walks out in the biggest train wreck yet. Tweet of the Week. F My Life and Micro-BrewHaHa.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@EnigmaKelly: #WhenIWasYounger I thought black people had black sperm…
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• Watch: Legend of Neil
• Poll: Would you donate sperm?
Micro-BrewHaHa
Ninkasi Brewing Company
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Guests
Tony Janning
Tony beats the crap out of Brendan in episode 9 of Squatters. Also catch him in Comedy Central’s Legend of Neil and the upcoming White Room 02b3.
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September 7, 2011
Austin Highsmith dives into the squatcast as Brendan & Erik get giddy on porpoises, pints and proving whose the better boyfriend! Tweet of the Week, In Unrelated News, Micro-BrewHaHa and introducing Stood Up by Stand Ups.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@DannyZuker: Nice that after 17 years of marriage I cfan still have a sex dream about my wife. Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba.
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• Watch: Dolphin Tale Trailer
• QUIZ: How does your boyfriend rank?
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Micro-BrewHaHa
Coronado Brewing Company
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Guests
Austin Highsmith
Austin appeared in Episode 7 of Squatters as “Jehovah’s Witness Girl.” Catch her in the upcoming Warner Brothers feature Dolphin Tale in theaters September 23rd!
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August 31, 2011
Our two besties sample the Hermitage Brewing Company while reminiscing over the past week of weddings, natural disasters and the perfect breasts. Tweet of the Week, F My Life & introducing Micro-Brewhaha!
Stuff From Today’s Show
@gotmyhairdid: I’m starting a magazine called “Jugs”. It’s mostly about pottery.
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• Watch Amy Alyson Fans Trailer
• Read what your “Sternomancy” says about your personality.
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August 24, 2011
Brendan and Erik do their Patriotic duty with Al Queda porn, “Ninny-ing around” and James Rhodimer’s upcoming film, Battery Row. In Unrelated News, Living With Jesus & Tweet of the Week.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I was riding my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius, that would have gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER.
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• Premiere of Battery Row with open bar – August 31@ CAP
• Download Erik’s new CD!
Guests
James Rhodimer
Director of Photography for Squatters! Check out James’ other work at Brash Studios.
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August 17, 2011
Even the computers at Toad Hop don’t want the show to happen as Brendan and Erik argue over technical glitches, acceptance speeches and things you didn’t know about your taint. Tweet of the Week, F My Life, You Don’t Know Dick and Jenny Green stops by to talk about hackers and dressing up on the internet (nothing new for Erik).
Stuff From Today’s Show
@Haleys_Hell: EI once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds.
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Guests
Jenny Green
Costume Designer from Squatters. See her other work in Legend of Neil & Video Game Reunion.
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August 10, 2011
The boys compare scruff and experiement with sharpie mustaches. Squatters’ own Robyn Clark serenades us with therapy and identity theft. Tweet of the Week, Living With Jesus, In Unrelated News & A Moment with Charleton Heston.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@the_anastasia: Everyone lies on their resume but I fear I may have gone overboard with ‘immortal’ and ‘shoots lasers from eyes’ and ‘hardworking’.
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• Erik’s CD Release Party – August 21 @ Molly Malone’s in LA
• Out Of My Mind at the Pico Playhouse
• LA’s Mustache Competition – August 14 @ Federal Bar in Noho
Guests
Robyn Clark
Margo from Squatters! Check her out on Twitter
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August 3, 2011
Erik and Brendan start off the show calling a psychic hotline. The most expensive and awkward segment in Toad Hop history leads us to Prostate Exams, Videos Games, Jamaican Airlines and Jesus. The three-peat of F My Life and Tweet of the Week with the debut of Living With Jesus and In Unrelated News.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@Chicken_Hawk38: All i’m saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
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• Video Game Reunion Series
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Guests
Aaron Sherry
Food Thief from Squatters! Check her out on IMDb
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July 27, 2011
Class is in session with Squatters’ own Cassandra Smith as she imparts wisdom from relationship advice to Llama after-birth. The sophomore squatcast brings educational programming to Toad Hop while the callers make housing offers to Brendan. Tweet of the Week, F My Life and the most deceptively depressing segment of all time: Hungry Hungry Hobos.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@markleggett: The death of Dumbledore helped me process the emotions I felt after losing my grandfather, who was also a well-respected homosexual wizard.
@Ty_Schutz: The first person to ride a horse was probably pretty fucking drunk.
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Guests
Cassandra Smith
Lindsay from Squatters! Check her out on IMDb
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July 20, 2011
Brendan and Erik struggle with female intelligence, male anatomy and answering the phones in their first ever live show. Tweet of the Week, F My Life, and the invention of You Don’t Know Dick where our hosts wear penis hats hand-made by Erik! Special Co-Star Christiann Castellanos from Squatters and Awkward Kids drops by to talk about her nude photos and to give away the worlds worst painting.
Stuff From Today’s Show
@clarke692: I’m not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said ‘the river or the state?’
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• Penis Complimenters by AWKWARD KIDS
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Guests
Christiann Castellanos
Ramira from Squatters! Check her out on IMDb
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